Amairany

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants


What the media doesn’t show you..

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
You punish yourself for being yourself.
My counsellor. (via splitterherzen)

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me


This little guy needed a break mid-walk
All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.

Iain S. Thomas (via poetisch)

quickweaves:

*partition plays*

*subconsciously spreads legs *

nevver:

It’s Friday night
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